
Sometimes I’m on the ball with the whole planning and implementation of the idea that forms in my brain. Other times…not so much. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Some people call it lazy. Heather calls it procrastination. I prefer to use the phrase “seat-of-the-pants.” According to that bastion of truth, the World Wide Web, “Seat-of-the-pants” is defined as: Done by feel, guess, or trial and error rather than by careful planning. Yes! That last part…sooo that last part. I guess I got caught up in the whole commercialization of the most pagan of holidays. There is just so much stuff out there for All Hallows’ Evening. Cutesy, scary, spooky, vintage, glam, and glitzy. How does one choose?

Well in my case, I didn’t. I just bought stuff, a lot of stuff. Totally with the right intentions, mind you. A purple glitzy candelabra from Michaels, some plastic vermin and snakes from various stores, a black pumpkin from Target, etc. I appeared to be stuck in accumulate mode. If partners, in life and in business, are good at tacking on more work, they are equally adept at snapping you out of such modes. Heather had asked, “So how’s all this going coming together?” I believe my answer was to change the subject each and every 8 times she asked me that. So with this blog post, like my table design, I’m just gonna dive right in.
I didn’t know where “exactly” I wanted to go with the design, but I did know that I wanted to use some of those vintage medical illustrations. Like these:



I always found them to be creepy, and if anything screams Halloween, it’s creep factor. We ultimately went with the skeleton. If only because it’s a skeleton and not a severed head. Skeleton = creepy = Halloween, while severed head = scare the crap out of the little neighborhood kids. And seeing as how they were our target audience, yeah you get the picture. No pun intended.

Speaking of our target audience. Hello My Sweet was commissioned to do a dessert table by one of our biggest fans, my family. I feel like I need to give a bit of back story about my mother and step-father. Very kind and warm people, they’ll do anything for you (and at times have), but damn are they competitive when it comes to holidays. They are a proud pair. Hopefully proud of their son, proud of their grand-babies, of their lawn and flower beds, but most especially of their displays during the holidays. It doesn’t get any more competitive when you hand craft out of wood, a historically accurate Viking sword and shield, and fashion real leather leggings to use as accessories for you costume. So in the game of Halloween one-ups, we proposed doing a dessert table for the neighborhood kids that would come by Trick-or-Treating. Because everyone can just hand out candy from a bucket, but not these two, and not this year.

Designing the Table
So with our backdrop picked out and spooked, I set out to design a table that was spooky, but not gruesome. Dark, but not too Gothic and foreboding. I do believe I had struck the proper combination.
Skulls: One particular embellishment I was proud of were some fairly plain paper-mache skulls purchased from Michael’s. After hiding that cardboard color under a layer of Rust-Oleum’s gloss antique white spray paint, I then let the skulls dry for about an hour. The next thing I did was to take some ground cinnamon; any variety/brand will do, and rub it onto the skull in all the tiny cracks and crevices. Making sure to pay close attention to areas such as the teeth and mouth area, as well as the eye and nose sockets. Basically the effect you’re going for is to make it look dried out and sun bleached.
Fake Snake Fail: I attempted to spray paint the rubber snakes I had purchased black, but that did not work out so well. A word to the wise about spray paint and the rubber snakes from dollar bins. For whatever reason the paint would NOT dry. Not after one hour, not after one day…heck not even after 3 days. (Maybe a kind reader would let us know in the comment section why that is.)
Floating Eyeballs: I had some sticky eyeballs from Target that I had absolutely no idea what I was going to do with. Those ended up going into some really neat looking green crystal candle holders Heather found at the dollar bins at Michael’s. Instead of using them as votives, I put three onto a silver platter along with a matching green glass bottle and filled them with a thick red concoction. I then poured it into the holders and let several eyeballs bob around in them. Definitely a conversation starter!
Heart in a Jar: We purchased a fake heart at the Dollar Tree and floated it in some yellow tinted water inside of an apothecary jar.
Silver Trays: We have inherited some real silver trays over the years and used all of those in this design. If you do not already have something like this, black serving pieces would work well. Or you can purchase fancy metal trays from the Dollar Tree that mimic the look of the silver as well.

Found Items
Other spook-tacular touches included were some real Spanish moss pulled off of tress in Myrtle Beach, SC. That vacation destination was gold mine for free props! We picked moss and brought it home where we layed it out on our front steps and let it dry in the sun for a few days. (After Halloween we stored it in plastic bags in the attic. BIG MISTAKE. It molded and we had to throw it out.)